A quiet unassuming man with a gentle nature .. [who] said if he started shouting at us to get in the right position he wasn't shouting - only yelling. He explained we would perform in three different locations - firstly by the old Tea Clipper, ..The Naval College Road and .. by the dock. .. commanded us four hundred people to remove all our clothes. Which we did; a mass strip tease without the corn porn music. As I stood still to take stock of the unusual situation (thinking my hands were cold already, what would happen downstairs). .. It's difficult to know where to look: my instincts say look at every naked female you can, but your conscience says 'please don't gawp and try acting like a professional performing artist'.

We all ran fast to the next scene, (not an erotic sight ). Into the alley strode the four hundred. .. After an eternity, they finally called a wrap. The nudes began sprinting back to their piles of clothes. By now the atmosphere was light-hearted and fun. Everyone was enjoying the 'performance art' .. moans and groans turned into good humour. 

One girl said "It was the best day of my life," another said "I felt freer than ever before," a man said "I want to walk around like this all day." Another woman summed up .. "I felt so sorry for all you blokes with your knobs gone tiny". The people one and all were beautiful all right, shame you couldn't say the same for their bodies."